PRE-MARRIAGE HOODIE
PRE-MARRIAGE HOODIE
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BE ADVICE. God is giving you a warning. Do not get married with the wrong person. How do I know? Even better. How will you know? I'm pretty sure that God lets every person know when they are in the wrong place; it's just that you ignore Him and then blame Him for something that you already know.
You won't regret buying this classic anti-cheat piece of apparel with a convenient pouch pocket and warm hood for those lonely and chilly evenings.
*PRODUCT DETAILS:
• Designed in Heaven. Printed in the USA.
• Inspected by Samson and Solomon himself. The first one was betrayed, and the latter one had 1,000 gurls.
• Gold Digger Tested. Gold Digger Proof
• Delilah's doesn't like this.
• Maybe your ex-sucking money doesn't like this either.
• 100% cotton face
• 65% ring-spun cotton, 35% polyester
• Front pouch pocket
• Self-fabric patch on the back
• Matching flat drawstrings
• 3-panel hood
• Blank product sourced from Israel. Yes, I traveled back in time to make this hoodie.
*ON-DEMAND
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
*SHIPPING and DELIVERY
Delivery date from order date is 6 to 12 days. Including order processing, production and printing. We are working on getting faster deliveries.
You won't regret buying this classic anti-cheat piece of apparel with a convenient pouch pocket and warm hood for those lonely and chilly evenings.
*PRODUCT DETAILS:
• Designed in Heaven. Printed in the USA.
• Inspected by Samson and Solomon himself. The first one was betrayed, and the latter one had 1,000 gurls.
• Gold Digger Tested. Gold Digger Proof
• Delilah's doesn't like this.
• Maybe your ex-sucking money doesn't like this either.
• 100% cotton face
• 65% ring-spun cotton, 35% polyester
• Front pouch pocket
• Self-fabric patch on the back
• Matching flat drawstrings
• 3-panel hood
• Blank product sourced from Israel. Yes, I traveled back in time to make this hoodie.
*ON-DEMAND
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
*SHIPPING and DELIVERY
Delivery date from order date is 6 to 12 days. Including order processing, production and printing. We are working on getting faster deliveries.
Size guide
CHEST WIDTH (inches) | LENGTH (inches) | |
S | 20 | 27 |
M | 21 | 28 |
L | 23 | 29 |
XL | 25 | 30 |
2XL | 26 ½ | 31 |
3XL | 28 | 32 |





